Why We Are Single (Explained in Venn Diagrams)

I really hated Algebra when I was in high school. The only thing I remember enjoying about it is when I learned about Venn diagrams. Maybe because I’m a very visual person and I love seeing drawings and colors 😉

Anyway, as a single person who has been asked WHY ARE YOU STILL SINGLE too many times, I would like to apply some Algebra in order to solve your eternal non-mathematical question.

*Forgive my poor drawing and handwriting. I tried my best! 😉

1. POOR DATING POOL

WHERE:
1: gays/metrosexuals
2: married/in a relationship/polygamous
3: fuckboys
4: oldies
5: tambays
6: immature guys
7: unattractive guys
8: arrogant/feeling overqualified guys
9: stupid/shallow gym boyz
10: YOU
11: Blinded girls

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9} = BOYS
B {10} = YOU
C {11} = OTHER GIRLS

THEREFORE:
-LOVE may exist in A ∩ C
–YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

2. UNREADY HEART

WHERE:
1: baggages from the past
2: commitment allergy
3: wounded heart
4: career priorities
5: family priorities
6: I’m doing amazing being single
7: ready to mingle boys
8: ready to mingle girls

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6} = YOU
B {7} = BOYS
C {8} = OTHER GIRLS

THEREFORE:
– LOVE may exist in B ∩ C
–YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

3. UNREALISTIC STANDARDS

WHERE:
1: boys passing your physical requirements
2: boys passing your mental aptitude requirements
3: boys passing your mental health requirements
4: boys passing your educational background requirements
5: boys passing your hygiene requirements
6: boys passing your fitness requirements
7: boys passing your artistic requirements
8: boys passing your personality requirements
9: unqualified boys
10: GIRLS having no requirements at all
11: YOU

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8} = QUALIFIED BOYS
B {9} = UNQUALIFIED BOYS
C {10} = OTHER GIRLS
D {11} = YOU

THEREFORE:
-LOVE may exist in A ∩ C & B ∩ C
​-YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

4. STIFF COMPETITION

 WHERE:
1: girls with vavavoom bikini bods
2: PHD grads
3: party girls
4: artsy fartsy girls
5: chinitas, mestizas & morenas
6: domesticated girls who can bake your bae’s favorite cheesecake
7: models
8: aggressive girls who can hypnotize any guy
9: available boys
10: poor you

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8} = OTHER GIRLS
B { 9} = BOYS
C {10} = POOR YOU

THEREFORE:
-LOVE may exist in A ∩ B
–YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

5. PROXIMITY

WHERE:
1: guys living in the South
2: guys living in Europe
3: guys living in Australia
4: guys living in Antartica
5: boys living near you but you don’t like
6: lucky girls
7: YOU

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4, 5} = BOYS
B {6} = OTHER GIRLS
C {7} = YOU

THEREFORE:
-LOVE may exist in A ∩ B
–YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

6. ZERO CHEMISTRY

WHERE:
1: your preferences
2: his preferences

FOR:
A {1} = YOUR PREFERENCES
B {2} = HIS PREFERENCES

THEREFORE:
–LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!

7. POOR LUCK

WHERE:
1: your friends
2: married couples
3: strangers
4: puppy loves
5: YOU
6: the broken-hearted

FOR:
A {1, 2, 3, 4} = LUCKY ONES
B {5, 6} = UNLUCKY ONES

THEREFORE:
-LOVE may exist in A
–YOUR LOVE DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS SET!